KBShimmer – Summer Sea

I’ve taken a week off from blogging while I plan things out. I have several blog posts in various states of done-ness, I’ve just been working on planning out my focus, as I believe it’s changed somewhat. I’m planning on doing a Corgi post and a Makeup post a week, in addition to recommending various books, etc. Of course opinion posts and random posts will factor in there somewhere as well.

I was kind of bummed that Nerd Lacquer’s store hasn’t been open for a bit, and I was in the market for some super sparkly polishes. A quick search on Etsy lead me to KBShimmer. While I’ve heard about her soaps, apparently nail polish is a new endeavor for owner Christy Rose, but you wouldn’t be able to tell it from her polishes. I’ve worn two of them so far, and I’ve been quite happy with both. Today, I figured I’d post pictures of all six that I got, in addition to some pictures of Summer Sea.

First, here are the six polishes that I purchased. These pictures do not even begin to show how sparkly they all are! Descriptions are the ones provided by the seller.

Summer Sea: A blue green duo chrome color, Summer sea is loaded with holographic teal and silver glitter for a fun summer color. When the light hits the nail, the teal green color really shines through.

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The Weekly Corgi Special: Introduction

As time passes, I’m beginning to get more of an idea of what I want to do with my blog. I’ve decided to have a Weekly Corgi post. I was going to do it every Wednesday, but that seems a bit restrictive.

Today was pretty meh because I wasn’t feeling very good. It was nice, though, so I opened up the door to the little balcony that we have on our Condo. We’d never really opened it until recently, so Marcus didn’t even realize that it was there. But now that he knows, he really likes sitting out there and watching the cars drive past, and having a bird’s eye view of the other neighborhood dogs while he walked.

I took a few pictures of him while he was sitting out there today. I’m really glad that it’s springtime and we’re getting some nice weather. And I bet that Marcus is really going to love it when we move and have a huge deck for him to sun on.

Baby Dance is What Babies Do. Not Where Babies Come From.

So I had other plans for today’s blog post. I’ve had a lot of late night creativity the past few days and I have a few posts that I’ve written and plan to publish over the course of the next week, and then a few posts that are “on deck” sitting in my brain. But today I saw something that annoyed me, so I have to comment on it.

I was looking for people’s thoughts on various birth control methods, and I ended up on a Mom’s forum. I was confronted with a bunch of random acronyms that didn’t make sense to me. Acronyms are always worse when you work in a field that has a lot of acronyms, because you think that an acronym means one thing, when in reality it means another. Like AF. I assumed that AF was Autofocus because that’s what it normally means.

But what the hell does Autofocus have to do with my vagina?

I asked a few friends, and one of them came across this useful link. Apparently, AF stands for Aunt Flo, a cute little colloquialism for menstruation. Similarly amusing are BD (Baby Dance, or Sex to sane people), and BM (which stands for Breast Milk).

First – most people you ask will say that BM is Bowel Movement, and I can see tremendous potential for confusion if they assume the wrong thing. “I made three cups of BM today and my son is still hungry!” Or “How do I properly store my BM?” It’s just not pretty.

But beyond the potential for confusion, we have a lot of “cutesy” words made up for regular bodily functions. Aunt Flo? Here’s the thing, ladies, if we ever want people to take our medical concerns seriously, we have to stop labeling them with such flowery names. What person is going to believe that your Aunt Flo gives you considerable pain and cramping? And obviously these issues don’t affect all women, but please for the love of God, don’t trivialize things that impact tons of other women!

And lemme just say one thing. If you can’t call sex by it’s proper name… Don’t have a fucking kid.

Sex isn’t dirty. It certainly isn’t dirty in a consensual, long-term relationship (which is what I assume you’re in if you’re trying to get pregnant in the first place). Menstruation… well, it IS dirty in the sense that it’s really hard to be leaking blood and be clean, but it’s still not something to be ashamed of or to feel that you need to “beat around the bush” about.

The reason that people treat these things like they’re something to hide is because of words like this. Don’t try and cover things up with flowery words and stupid euphemisms.

Super Sparkly Nails – Ludurana Supremo

I absolutely, positively love Ludurana polishes. They apply amazingly well, and they’re super gorgeous. I took a few pictures indoors with no flash so you can get an idea of just how awesome this is. Again, I’m not ever going to become a beauty blogger, but I know that a lot of my friends have asked about various nail polish stuff in the past. I got this polish from Llarowe, which is hands down one of the best sources of nail polish on the web.

My nail photography is still kinda meh, it’s something I’m working on. I’m getting WAY better. You can actually tell that I’m photographing fingers!

Random Star Trek Short Story: Joined

I wrote this short story a while back because it was in my head and I had to get it out. I eventually made the character in the story into a USS Talon persona. I am trying really hard to update more frequently, so I figured I’d post it.

Ensign Xeira Sivan wasn’t really certain what she was expecting the spawning pools in the Caves of Mak’ala to be like. She’d certainly heard about them enough when she was an initiate, but the matter of what they were was not as important as what was done there.

The symbiont breeding grounds.

It was a closely guarded secret, unknown even to joined Trill, how exactly the symbionts reproduced. But the resulting spawn were nurtured in the darkened caves, in nutrient rich pools. This was where symbionts returned when they were between hosts, and when they were no longer suitable for joining anymore. What happened to them after that time was yet another mystery that no one would discuss. Trill society was terribly secretive like that. Even now, as members of the Federation with numerous joined and unjoined Trill in Starfleet, Starfleet Medical only had the barest grasp of how the host/symbiont relationship worked.

Xeira had been expecting something more, something grander. Something a bit more embellished than just poorly lit caves, and misty pools surrounded by grey-clothed guardians. It was humid, and despite the relative warmth, she shivered. It felt hallowed, it felt important. It smelled musty. She mused on this matter as she tried to think or something other than her purpose for being in the caves. It was a purpose that sent waves of anxiety through her, despite all of the training that she’d been given.

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Pretty Flowers

Oh my, two posts in one night? What is the world coming to!? This is just a short one. There are blossoming trees in my neighborhood and I took a few pictures of a cluster of blossoms that had fallen down. I really like my manicure right now (although I still am not quite good enough at painting my nails to actually take “good” photos). It’s Nerd Lacquer‘s “Cold and Calculating” which reminds me of space. This is Nerd Lacquer’s Romulan themed polish. Sadly, her store is closed right now because she has been getting sooooo many orders. Some of her polishes are available at ThinkGeek right now, and they were in stock last night. I might have ordered three more… I’d never worn this particular one because I generally don’t like darker polishes on my skin tone, but A Polish Addict’s Swatches forced me to give it a try. I was NOT disappointed.

Anyhow, without further ado… PICS!

Corgis Don’t Understand Simple Concepts – Like Baskets

The title of this post is a direct ripoff of the title of one of my favorite Hyperbole and a Half stories, “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving.” If you haven’t read it, I highly recommend it. It seemed fitting considering the fact that this video was taken while in the process of moving.

So I’d left a basket in the hallway and didn’t bother to move it, and Aaron began to play Fetch with Marcus. A few of the tennis balls ended up in the basket, and Marcus seemed stumped by how to retrieve them. The following is a clip from a nearly 15 minute long attempt to remove the balls from the Basket.




We gave in and overturned the basket after a bit.

Cute… but kind of slow sometimes.

How I Met Your Mother – A Geek-friendly Sitcom

Ever since I started working second shift, it’s been quite difficult for me to watch a lot of the prime time television that I like. For some reason, I haven’t caught up on How I Met Your Mother for several weeks now, and I had missed most of the seventh season. After getting caught up, I ended on an emotional cliffhanger (which I’ll not discuss here for those who may not be up to date), and I couldn’t go to bed without some sort of catharsis. Remembering that the whole series is on Netflix, I started at Episode 1. While I have loved the show for a long time, I generally either only watch sporadically, or I’ll catch episodes on syndication, where they aren’t in order. I’ve also recommended a few friends of mine watch it, and when I am asked why, I have a hard time explaining it in anything less than a huge paragraph. So this is sort of my “extended recommendation” for How I Met Your Mother (hence forward referred to as HIMYM).

First off, HIMYM is the sitcom for people that don’t like sitcoms. I think the number one reason for this is because of it’s narrative structure. The main character, Ted, is telling the story of how he met his wife to his children in the year 2030. But it’s not one of those situations where the main character just narrates along. Ted does do that, but the structure of the narrative is very much like someone telling a story. Ted frequently acknowledges the fact that since it’s a subjective narrative that he may have some details wrong. And there are episodes where he realizes that details provided in a previous episode are incorrect, and rectifies them. The downside to subjective narration is that we sometimes only get one character’s side of the story, but Ted frequently tells the other character’s stories, acknowledging that the participants in these stories may have exaggerated the details themselves. When Ted hasn’t been told of the other character’s role in a story, he frequently tells his children (and by extension the viewer), “this is how I imagined things happened.”

We also are very aware of the fact that the “audience” consists of Ted’s children. Ted uses “sandwiches” as a euphemism for marijuana in a few episodes, and through the course of the episode, rather than smoking marijuana, the characters eat sandwiches. In the first episode, he refers to meeting the woman that he thought he was going to marry, and calls her “Aunt Robin.” From the very beginning of the show, we know that he will never end up marrying Robin. Yet one of the major themes of the show is Ted and Robin’s feelings for one another. In classic sitcom fashion, there is always something keeping them apart, whether it be other relationships, differing desires, or just plain stubbornness. But because the show is so well written, you find yourself getting emotionally involved in their roller coaster relationship, never caring about the fact that you’ve known from the beginning that it would never lead to anything permanent.

The series is exceptionally postmodern in it’s awareness of it’s narrative device, and that is arguably one of the things that I like most about it. It is written exactly the way someone tells a story, with all the exaggerations, and boasting that is inherent in story telling. Ted will frequently start a story, and then realize that he forgot to mention something important in the lead up, which will cause him to jump back to events before said story. There is a very “Hangover-esque” episode where Ted tries to piece together a drunken night through various clues surrounding him, and by asking other characters. The device is particularly well-utilized in an episode where a dinner party goes to hell in 5 minutes. Ted tells the story one room at a time, starting with the Dining Room. Because the characters involved are moving in and out of various rooms for the duration of the five minutes, the viewed has to piece together the causes and effects of various actions. The reason that this is particularly effective is because there is a flurry of activity at the party, and presenting quick snippets of each story is a way for the form of the narrative to convey the tone of chaos at the party.

But enough about narrative structure. Many of my friends do not like another of my favorite television shows, Big Bang Theory, because they feel that when it became more popular, the show was more about making fun of geeks than it was laughing with the geeks. I have to admit that is somewhat true, although it doesn’t bother me nearly as much as it bothers my friends. The simple fact of the matter is that “uber geeks” that are presented in Big Bang Theory aren’t really super common. While geeks can relate to a lot of their interests and pursuits, a growing majority of us have at least some social skills.

Which brings me back to HIMYM. One of the things that I like the most about the show is the fact that nearly everyone (especially people who have above average IQs) can relate to it. The show doesn’t force you into this preconceived notion that the characters are super popular, or that they are super geeky. They are all relatively “normal” people, complete with the various quirks associated. While each character has the ability to handle the real world well, to make friends, and to communicate with the opposite gender, each character has something “awkward” about them. Marshall has a hard time with being “just Marshall” because he’s had the safety net and identity of being in a long term relationship with Lily. Ted is frequently chastised by the group for thinking too much, and over-analyzing everything. Barney is a womanizer on the outside, but as the story progresses, we see more and more of the vulnerable man inside. Robin has issues because her father always wanted a boy, and because she’s Canadian. As a teenager, Lily was involved in the goth subculture, and throughout the early parts of the show she wonders if she has made the write decisions in her life.

None of the characters are super-human, but there is no one who seems to be “scapegoated” more than the rest either. All of them have their ups and downs, and make mistakes. And there are numerous references to their geekiness, such as Lily breaking high score records on Super Bomberman, and the belief that you can tell a girl’s age based on whether or not she appreciates Ewoks. Basically, if she was too old to associate Ewoks with Teddy Bears when she saw Star Wars, she was too old for Barney to date. There are numerous other geeky aspects to the stories as well, such as sword fighting and let’s not forget the whole gang’s propensity towards obsession.

Something that geeks tend to be concerned with in television shows is continuity. If you’ve been around geeks before, you’ll find that nothing rankles them more than bad continuity. Take the Star Wars prequels, for example. Shouldn’t Obi-wan have recognized R2D2 and C3P0 at the beginning of “A New Hope”? Maintaining continuity is something that HIMYM has prioritized, and it’s evident. Characters, concepts and storylines that occur in the first season are mentioned again, even into the seventh season. This applies to important elements like the first time Ted met the titular mother (a story involving a yellow umbrella), and smaller elements, like the cab/limo driver that they encounter numerous times throughout the series, and the “slutty pumpkin”. In the case of the latter, Ted is desperate to meet the slutty pumpkin again to see who she is, and we don’t get that mystery cleared up until the middle of the seventh season. Wiki’s devoted to the series dedicate a lot of effort into picking up on all the “inside jokes” and notating where we’ve heard them before. A lot of these inside jokes are incredibly subtle. A montage of scenes depicting a relationship Ted has in the latter half of season 3 are identical to the scenes used in the early half of season 3, just with a different woman.

I think that HIMYM is really ahead of it’s time in this regard. Often in sitcoms, events that happen in one episode (especially the smaller, less important events) rarely impact the other episodes. Sure, if something major like a relationship breaking up or the kitchen exploding occurs, future episodes will reference it. But for the most part, sitcoms are vignettes, the episodes can stand on there own. This is largely because often you will have several different writers working on scripts for the same show at the same time, and coordinating small details is difficult. But one of the benefits of modern technology is that your viewers can frequently watch entire seasons of the show all at once, and this makes it easier for the audience to track inside jokes, and more worthwhile for the writers to incorporate them.

Continuity is not only evident through the episodes of the show, but in other mediums as well. There are frequent references to websites made by the characters, blogs, and even books. Chances are if a website has been mentioned in the show, it either exists, or at minimum existed at one point in time or another. CBS maintains a blog and a twitter account for Barney as well. This is extremely clever marketing, as these little Easter eggs help to ensure that the audience cares about a series more than once a week. It helps to keep people involved during rerun season as well. CBS has even released books by “Barney Stinson” that include his various rules about being a proper Bro. In 2011, CBS promoted “International Suit Day,” a holiday based around Barney’s perpetual suit wearing.

I realize now that this has gotten way longer than I had originally anticipated, and in the interests of people actually reading it, I am going to end now. Perhaps a part 2 is in the future…

The Prime Directive: Necessary Evil, or Intergalactic Bigotry?

Prime Directive, from Motifake

Prime Directive, from Motifake

The Prime Directive. General Order 1. If you’ve ever watched more than a few episodes of Star Trek, it’s inevitable that you’ve at least heard of it, even if you didn’t know what it meant. If you don’t know what it means, it simply states: “No starship may interfere with the normal development of any alien life or society.” In the show we generally see that if a society isn’t warp capable then they are to be left alone. Away Teams are to disguise that they are from an advanced society, and they are not to offer these planets with any advanced technology of any sort. Societies should develop and progress on their own, without Federation advances and assistance.

Of course, the Prime Directive grew and changed as the series did. Kirk had a far easier time dismissing it than Picard did, for example, and by the 24th Century, non-interference was also applied to warp-capable races as well (this was why they didn’t take sides in the Klingon Civil War). But the intent of the Prime Directive always remained the same – don’t give societies technology that they’re not ready to have.

A coworker of mine presented the argument that the Prime Directive can be seen as bigoted. Essentially, the Federation is telling any species that isn’t technologically advanced with a unified government that they can go eat rocks and die. It was an interesting viewpoint, and one that I hadn’t considered before, but one that presents an interesting debate that is applicable even today. Is giving aid to those who aren’t as far along in their development as we are a benefit? Or are we just dooming them to failure? Obviously, it’s something that Americans understand today. The United States is often giving aid to other countries, but it frequently comes with a cost, both to those giving the aid, and to those receiving the aid.

Still, the Federation has the ability to replicate nearly anything. They could obliterate hunger in every civilized world in known space without any real cost to them. And replicators can be rigged so that they can’t create weapons, which would prevent a culture from trying to use this new technology to kill one another. The Federation also has a considerable amount of knowledge about the pros and cons of various forms of government. They could easily aid a planet in finding the system that works best for them.

The problem with this lies in the non-monetary costs. The reason that we are hesitant to give aid to some countries is because often those who are in power because of force will take the food and supplies that are meant for their hungry and dying citizens. There is also the possibility of retribution from other nations, who don’t want us to give aid to the country in question. But in terms of Star Trek, we know that if the Cardassians, Romulans or Klingons want something, they are liable to just take it by force. Unless a planet is particularly significant from a resources or location standpoint, chances are they wouldn’t mind the Federation giving aid. Heck, they might want us to give aid. If the Federation spreads it’s resources too thin, they would be far easier to take over.

Which leads us to another argument. The size of the Federation is quite heavily debated, especially due to the fact that if it is as large as it was insinuated to be in TOS/TNG days, it likely is too big to be easily defended. One of the concerns of the Federation is always going to be the ability to protect the worlds that it incorporates into its fold. They can’t very well give technology to a world without making them a member, unless they want that technology falling in to the wrong hands. And if they invite worlds that don’t already have some defense systems in place, it makes it all the more difficult for them to prevent a planet from being attacked by one of their enemies.

Assume that the Federation decides to help out any humanoid species that a starship comes along in their travels, to try to get them to a level to be a worthwhile participant in galactic affairs. At present, the line is set in stone – they need to be warp capable. If the rule were to be bent for societies that weren’t warp-capable, there would be a drift. If you bend the rules for a planet that is along the lines of earth, although with a limited space program, then you might be inclined to stray further and further from the rules. A 1950’s equivalent planet, that was nearing spacefaring capability would be the next small deviation. Then a industrial equivalent planet. Then a medieval equivalent planet. If the rules aren’t set in stone, then the Federation will spend more and more time trying to get these planets to some worthwhile tech level.

Something that we’ve seen in the development of humanity on earth is that earlier scientific and technical developments, cultures tend to attribute unexplained phenomenon to deities. And if the other species in the galaxy treated religion like humans do, they might reject anything that isn’t explained through their religion as blasphemy. It’s likely that lesser societies lack the maturity of progressive thinking required to handle a galaxy of strange and interesting new concepts. Much like handing an iPad to a King Henry VIII would likely result in Henry either smashing or eating the iPad (or perhaps fornicating with it), handing a Starship to John F. Kennedy would likely result in… well… he’d probably try to fornicate with it too, if the rumors are correct.

Which is a whole new world of trouble. If you give spacefaring capability to a species that isn’t ready for it, the likelihood that said capabilities would be used for something like intergalactic fornication, or killing lesser species, or something else equally trivial is exceedingly high.

But that’s just my opinion. What do you think?

RIP Google Friend Connect… and Social Media thoughts.

From Nails and Noms

For a while now, people have pushed me to get on the bandwagon to actually make my blog easy to follow. Some people have mentioned RSS feeds, others have mentioned Google Friend Connect. And as part of my “blog more often” initiative, I’ve tried to make it easier for others to read my blog. Of course, two days after I realize that you can put Google Friend Connect on a WordPress blog, I learn that they are taking that functionality away.

Stupid Google.

I’m pretty disappointed in Google as a whole recently. Google+ had a lot of potential, yet usage of the service has not seemed to thrive. I could go on for a few hours about what it’s flaws were, but the simple fact of the matter is that the market is really over-saturated with look alike services. I put a lot of hope and faith into Google+, eschewing some services like Tumblr and Pinterest assuming that their simple concepts would cause them to fail. I still get a few more Google+ people circling me every week, but every time I check my feed, there really isn’t enough unique content to keep me interested.

I signed up for Tumblr and Pinterest, and made a passing attempt at growing a Tumblr following, but then realized that the appeal of Tumblr was that image posts and short anecdotes are more “acceptable” on Tumblr. I have my own blog, so honestly, I can decide what is and is not acceptable for me to post here. It’s also worth noting that the number one reason that I hate Tumblr is because there’s someone else there with my screen name. I was literally the only person using thatgeekchick on the internet for 4 years, and someone else registered that account with YouTube and Tumblr. It’s quite annoying. Some of you may remember that a few weeks ago, I was looking for a new blog platform. I love WordPress, but at the same time, I love how well Blogger interfaces with everything else, because it’s a Google product.

I admit, I am still extremely old-fashioned when it comes to reading blogs. Do you know how I check blogs? I have a huge list of internet favorites, classified into various folders. If I’m in the mood to look at Geek Girl content? I’ve got a folder for that. Or perhaps Science is my interest du jour. I’ve got that too. And because of the fact that I use Chrome on basically everything, I am assured to have all of my bookmarks on all of my PCs. However, when I realized that Google Friend Connect simplified the process dramatically, I picked it up. I now follow 302 blogs with Google Reader (most of those on Google Friend Connect, although a good number of those are Feedburner too). I have to admit, it makes mindlessly reading blogs while painting my nails a good deal easier, and that’s good for my manicure.

Long story short, Google + is out, Google Friend Connect was lovely for a few days but I bid you adieu, Tumblr is never going to catch my attention span and Pinterest…

Oh, hey, Pinterest. I forgot to discuss you.

I really like Pinterest. It’s a totally chick-orientated site. Most men I know hate it because the images aren’t always the same size, and that makes the page disorderly and jumbled. But it lets me share things that I like with people who I know (and don’t know) without some of the conventional limitations of Facebook. First, I don’t really have to worry about strangers stalking me because all I post is things I like. There are no posts about where I’m going, what I’m doing, etc. that would cause me to fear strangers seeing it. Second, since it is strictly for sharing things that I like, I don’t have to feel guilty for the fact that sharing things I like is all I do. On Facebook, people tend to unfriend you quickly if all you do is upload pictures of cute shoes all day. Third, since this is acceptable, I see a lot more things that my friends like (and that strangers with similar tastes to me like as well). As I have commented on Facebook twice now (because I forgot I posted it) I never realized how many friends liked similar shoes to me! And again, I can just keep scrolling through and finding neat things, with very little thought or interaction involved.

AKA: Pinterest and Google Reader are the two biggest reasons I stay up too late because they are too easy. Blech.

So dear readers, tell me about your own habits. Which social media platforms are must have, and which do you not see a purpose for? How do you keep track of the blogs that you read on a regular basis?

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