Where I’ve Been

Despite my best intents, I’ve been having a hard time getting out a regular post recently. Most nights, I’ll start writing a post, and then I’ll get tired or distracted midway through, and I don’t end up finishing it. As some of you may know, I’ve been having medical troubles recently, that’s been making it harder for me to write regularly. It’s a mixture of a few different things. Some days I’m just simply in too much pain to write. Other days I can’t focus long enough, or I get tired before I complete what I’m working on. And then there are the days when all I can think to write about is negative stuff.

I’m hoping that I’ll be back in the swing of things soon. I’m hoping that by the end of this week I’ll be feeling a bit better and will be getting a normal amount of sleep again. It’s so weird how insomnia can kill your creative spirit. You have all this time where you’re awake with nothing to do, and you’d think it would be the perfect time to write. But yet at the same time I have no motivation to actually put the words together. Of course, in typical scumbag brain fashion, the second I’m about to fall asleep I get all these great ideas…

Until then, I’m going to try and write some shorter things to get back in the swing of things. I’m also going to start Photoshop Friday, where I post an image that I’ve made. I find that it’s easier for me to mindlessly edit images than it is to write sometimes.

Yay Sports: An Homage to Hockey

A collaboration; from Pure Nerd Nip:

Yeah, I’m as shocked as you but it had to happen eventually, our inaugural post on sports. Now while I have my issues with most professional sports organizations; chief among them using public money to fund private enterprises and for the most part they are boring to watch, sports themselves are a highly worthwhile endeavor. They promote teamwork, fitness, and one would hope sportsmanship. And really isn’t ‘sports fanatic’ just the normie way of saying ‘geek out’?
Last night saw the passing of the Stanley Cup to the Los Angeles Kings; and while their refs seemed to be really interested in preserving home ice advantage, I sincerely offer they and their fans a hearty ‘grats. Last week I was talking with my good friend That Geek Chick about why hockey in particular strikes a chord among the geeky. It has to be more than just popular icons like Wil Wheaton and Kevin Smith publicly showing their devotion to the sport. Although it couldn’t hurt that Smith features it in every movie from Clerks to Clerks 2; we came up with a few core reasons why we love hockey and you should too.

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Review: Q-in-Law

I debated for a while before posting this review because it’s not a “recent” novel by any definition of the word, and because it’s genre specific. Still, it’s really good, so I have to share it.

There are two reasons that I really like Star Trek novelizations. First, because they don’t need to be mindful of special effects budgets, Star Trek writers have free reign to go “all out” and do things that are visually either impossible, or at least cost prohibited. Second, since they don’t have a time limit, there’s a lot more leeway for humor and other such “unnecessary” scenes. Q-in-Law takes advantage of the freedoms of the printed word in a great way – it brings Lwaxana Troi and Q to the same place at the same time. And the end result is awesome.

Lemme preface this review with one tangent – if you do not like humor, if you are the sort of Star Trek fan who prefers all serious, all the time – you will hate this book. That’s not to say that it’s completely silly, as it’s not. But there is a good deal of hum or involved in the story, and it’s very well done.

In my opinion, no one writes Q better than Peter David. Keith R.A. DeCandido tries, but falls short. Given time he could probably write Q as well as David. I wasn’t a fan of Greg Cox’s books. Perhaps it’s just because Peter David is so prolific, and so good at writing complex storylines. Perhaps it’s because he’s done several projects with John de Lancie. Whatever it is, Peter David + Q = (Almost) Guaranteed Success. I think the key is that he knows that he can’t be too heavy-handed with Q. Some other authors seem to feel that they need to do all sorts of crazy things with him, where David understands the importance of subtlety.

Q-in-Law starts out innocently enough. The Enterprise is chosen to host the Wedding of two members of opposing Tizarin factions. This union is important both for the Tizarin people, and for the Federation’s relationship with the Tizarin, who are a powerful trade partner. Of course, because this union is so important, it is only natural that a certain Ambassador from Betazed be invited. Mrs. Troi’s crush on Picard is still quite alive, at least, until Q arrives. He does so – ostensibly enough – to try and learn more about the mortal concept of love. Suffice it to say, Lwaxana’s attentions quickly change to the man that she perceives as most powerful aboard the Enterprise.

This book is one of my favorites, not only because David writes Lwaxana and Q (and even Wesley!) very well, but because of the humor inherent too. It’s also fascinating to see Picard telling Lwaxana about his past encounters with Q, because she justifies all of Q’s actions as being ultimately good. What follows is a hilarious battle of both wits and hearts, that at times goes a bit too far, but that’s really the only weakness present in this story. If you can overlook that, you’ll find that it’s quite a worthwhile read, and one that will leave you wanting to read more of David’s work.

Long story short, if you like Trek, you like humor, and you aren’t one of those heathens who hates Lwaxana/Q, you will love this book.

Why People Believe The Zombie Apocalypse Is Coming

This isn’t going to be as focused as I want it to be, as I’m going to both discuss why people believe that “more” cannibals = Zombies, and why cannibalism may or may not be increasing in popularity.

I’m pretty sure that I don’t need to link to the various crazy incidents going on that have caused a media “frenzy” about the coming zombie apocalypse. There was the guy in Florida who are a homeless man’s face off while high on “bath salts.” Then there was a mother in Texas who ate her baby’s brains and toes. The guy in Maryland who murdered his roommate and ate his heart and brains. And don’t forget the guy in New Jersey that cut open his stomach and threw his own intestines at police who were trying to detain him. The media discussion has gotten significant enough for the CDC to issue an official report detailing the fact that there’s no such thing as a virus that turns people into Zombies, and that there is no known “Zombie Threat” at this time.

Most of those who read my blog are sufficiently intelligent to know that the talk of Zombie Apocalypse is largely meant in a tongue in cheek fashion, but just like there are some people who believe that if they kill themselves they’ll go on a spaceship to heaven, there are some that genuinely believe the Zombies are coming. Here are a few examples of why.

1. It’s 2012: Regardless of whether you actually believe any of the 2012 crap, there are many people who do. One in ten, in fact, and this isn’t just an American belief. Despite the common belief that apocalypse theories are confined to Christianity because of similarities between current world events and the Book of Revelations, 20% of Chinese people believe the end is nigh – a significant portion of the population. A Google search on the prevalence of Christianity in China suggests that 5-10% of the population may be Christian. Of course, this isn’t a solid figure by any means, but its probably the best we’ll get. Regardless, a lot of people believe that 2012 is the end, and the mass media is more than willing to cater to those who are afraid. And really, what’s more terrifying than things raising from the dead? Not a lot. The fear of being eaten is a primal fear in nearly every mammalian species – that’s what makes the gazelle run away from the lion, and what makes the human run away from the raging bear.

2. Mass Media: I recently read an article about all the various things we fear, and it’s pretty extensive. Fear is particularly strong in election years – think of all the people who’ve told you that they voted for a candidate simply because they feared what would happen if they voted for the another candidate. Mass media is ultimately powered by influence – you want your news to reach as many people as possible in order to bring in advertising dollars. When 10% of people believe that the world is ending, content is already geared on fear mongering, and 50% of the geeks out there will watch/read the stories just for kicks, it only makes sense to try to promote “End of World Zombie Stories.” Cracked did a relatively good story on the matter of the media’s influence on these Zombie stories.

There are some who argue that the focus on Zombies in television, books, etc. is causing more people to become cannibals. I think it’s important to note that in the instance where the person being eaten was still alive, the guy eating him was under the influence of a really bad drug. To quote Scream: “Now Sid, don’t you blame the movies. Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!” I think that mass media isn’t specifically causing people to murder for the purposes of eating human flesh, but instead is giving people who have already murdered an inclination towards eating the recently deceased.

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10 Things I’ve Learned About Blogging

Blogging - xkcd

Okay, I’m probably not the best person to give advice in this regard, but a few people have asked questions about it, and from what I gather, this is largely good advice. However, as with all things in life, your mileage may vary.

1. Your Site Name Matters: Remember that blog you went to with a good article once? You know, the one someone linked you an article to, and you liked it, but you forgot to bookmark it? This happened to me last night, and I’m sure it’s happened to you too. Your blog name needs to be relatively easy to remember, preferably easy to spell, and definitely related to what you write about. If you’re out in public and you need to tell someone about it, they should be able to jot it down quickly, or remember it, or pull it up on their phone. Because of that, you should buy a custom domain name too. They only cost $10-20 a year, they make you look more serious as a blogger, and they make it easy for you to give out your address.

2. Spelling and Grammar Count: Perfection is not necessary on a blog, but no one will read your thoughts if they can’t understand them. Many blog clients have built in spelling and grammar checkers, and it is a good practice to use them. No matter how brilliant your post is, people aren’t interested if they have to try and decipher a million spelling errors to grasp the point. This is particularly important in Geek blogging when using names of places/characters/technologies from famous franchises. If I am looking for a Trek blog, I am not going to take one that discusses “Captain Cisco” very seriously.

3. Make Your Blog Easy to Follow: If you are on Blogger/Blogspot, have the Google Friend Connect icon somewhere visible. If not, make sure you have an RSS feed. That way, people who see your blog and like it can add it to their RSS feed. This makes it far easier for you to establish a fan base, and to get frequent, reliable viewers. There are myriad widgets and gizmos that let people follow you easily. Pick one, or a few (but not 27), and use it.

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Rebooting Star Trek

I think I’m going to have a series of Trek related posts over the course of the next few days, as my thoughts on various elements of the subject are extensive. So I apologize to people who don’t care about Trek, we’ll get back to regularly scheduled content soon!

The subject of series reboots is something that is quite the hot topic at the moment. From Star Wars to Star Trek to Magic the Gathering to Doctor Who… there are more than a few franchises that have gotten a new start in the 21st century. Even comic book heroes are getting into the act! Today I’d like to discuss a few things about the Star Trek reboot in specific. This topic is largely precipitated by an article that I read on this blog, which discusses another “hot topic” reboot – Magic: The Gathering. In fact, this blog has a number of posts about series reboots in several geek franchises. Basically, his point is that the type of customers that are ranting and raving about changes are not the sort of customers that are good for business.

Obviously, people complaining about the Star Trek reboot have done so for some time now, since the original movie was in pre-production and they learned that someone other than William Shatner would be Captain. In my experience, the older a Star Trek fan is, and the earlier in life they embraced the show, the more likely that they will be against the reboot. Some of their arguments are good. It is a little silly that Kirk went from being a Cadet on the verge of severe punishment after the Kobayashi Maru incident to being Captain of the Enterprise in a few days. There are many things to complain about. These things don’t bother me though.

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If I Ruled the Geekiverse…

Geeks seem to always feel that they “know” the geek business, and of course, I’m no exception to that rule. Here are 10 changes that I’d make if I were in charge of the Geek Universe. (For the record, unrelated amusing BTTF meme is unrelated)

1. George Lucas realizes that he is out of touch with his fan base before the prequels are released, and asks Kevin Smith to direct them instead. He sticks around as a consultant, but gives Smith the power to veto his suggestions. He never even considered a 4th Indiana Jones.

2. The Wachowski brothers realize that The Matrix is really best as a stand-alone film, and instead of making sequels for it, they make two other unrelated dystopian films.

3. Star Trek TNG leads directly into Star Trek Voyager. Star Trek Deep Space 9 is not released until the advent of DVR/Netflix streaming, when it’s easier to appreciate the massive overarching storylines.

4. The writers of the X-files realize the show really is nothing without the dynamic of Gillian Anderson versus David Duchovny, and they end the series when he decides to work on other projects. The 2nd movie is never made.

5. Transformers 2 and 3 are never made. Tron 2 is never made.

6. Spiderman 3 is never made. I can’t say I’ve ever made it to the end of that film, every time I watch it, I get so fricking annoyed that I want to kill Whinerman… I mean Spiderman.

7. That horrible Airbender film never happens. Uhg.

8. Max Payne film never happened. I had such high hopes, and as with (nearly) any film student, I love film noir. The games weren’t half bad either. Wahlberg was slammed for his acting, but really, in the game Max looked permanently constipated, so he seemed more or less in character.

9. Basically any film adaptations from the following franchises: Super Mario Brothers, any 80s cartoon, Dune, Doom, Dead or Alive (2 movies?! Really?!). Honestly, no video game movies at all. They have a horrible rate of success.

10. Firefly still gets cancelled, but after a few years they realize there’s tremendous fan demand and they renew it. Without Wash dead. I think it should still get cancelled in the first place because I don’t think fans really appreciated it until it was gone.

Quick Blurb: The Sound of Typing

My friend Sarah has been having laptop troubles recently, and she messaged me these song lyrics today to celebrate its repair:

Hello laptop my old friend; I’ve come to write with you again.
Because a virus softly creeping left its seeds whilst I was sleeping.
Hopefully that virus that was planted no longer remains
Now there’s the sound… of typing.

Sarah is pretty cool, you should check out her singing here. She wrote and sung that song! I am envious.

Tutorial: Photoshopping Bajoran Noses

As some of you may know, I participate in an online roleplaying game that is based in the Star Trek canon, called USS Talon. As we are required to have images for our characters, and because I choose to make signatures for many of them, I’ve gotten somewhat passable at making people look like Star Trek characters.

Here are a few of the one’s I’ve done:

The source image is this one, so as you can see a lot of work needed to be done.

The source image is here. It still needs a lot of work, but I’m lazy.

Anyhow, I get asked with some frequency how to make these sorts of images, so I figured I’d make a tutorial starting with something simple – Bajoran noses. Not sure if there’s much interest, but this is without a doubt pretty geeky, so we’ll see how it goes! I’m not an expert in the least, but I think it’s a pretty decent end result.

Click the jump below to see how Mila Kunis looks transformed into a Bajoran.

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My Favorite Geek Blogs

The more I look into being a successful writer and a successful blogger, the more I appreciate those people who already do it. It doesn’t seem to be an easy feat by any means, and I know how difficult it is to force yourself to put out new content to meet deadlines. Hell, I try to commit to updating my blog three times a week, and when does THAT ever happen? I’ve read more and more blogs lately, and trying to read some indie/self published authors as well. So far, I’ve come across some real great stuff, and I figure that I should share it! This is one of the reasons that I have CommentLuv set up on my blog – so commenters can promote whatever it is that they’ve been up to because I always want to see more :-) I have to admit that I really love indie authors because most of them are very receptive to communicating with their fans. Bernard Schaffer actually tweeted my review of his book today, and that’s super awesome. If I ever get published, I’m going to endeavor to be so gracious as well.

I feel like I am constantly telling friends of mine about the various blogs that I enjoy, and I figured today I would get a nice long list of my favorites. I’m going to skip all the makeup and nail polish blogs because they’re really not “geeky.” For once, I will be focused! One thing that I really recommend is using Google Reader to make it easier to read all your favorites in one place. This link explains a lot of the ways to follow a blog, and this link has specific instructions for a site that has Feedburner enabled (like my blog, and a ton of others).

Anyhow, without further ado, click the jump below to see my favorites!

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